The Naked Truth : Woozer Paule

So  I am very excited to bring to you today a new Naked Truth.. why are you excited Envy.. you may ask.. well  I will tell you ...  :)  It features my good friend the one and only Woozer Paule!
That being said.... here we gooooooooooooooooooo 


Wooze came over ... gladly got naked.. but left the sneakers on!

 TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : What is your favorite position for intercourse?
 Woozer Paule: easy, i like the girl on top
 Woozer Paule: not cos i am lazy, which i am, but cos i like to see her show me what shes got
 Woozer Paule: and cos I'm lazy
 Woozer Paule: haha
 Woozer Paule: jesus

 TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : How many people have you had intercourse with with?
 Woozer Paule: rofl
 Woozer Paule: erm
 Woozer Paule: ok so i was asked this before
 Woozer Paule: and cos i also make tattoos
 Woozer Paule: someone dared me to put the names of as many as i could remember on my torso
 Woozer Paule: so i did t
 Woozer Paule: and I'm covered
 Woozer Paule: :s
 Woozer Paule: i see an Envy Watts in there...hmmm
 Woozer Paule points
 Woozer Paule: :D
 Woozer Paule: wanna kill me yet?


*Wanna see the tat .. with all the names... here ya go ! *

 TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : In a perfect world, how often would you like to have sex?
 Woozer Paule: how often?
 Woozer Paule: pfft
 Woozer Paule: I'd just take short breaks


 TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : What is your most expensive bedroom toy?
 Woozer Paule: my house
 Woozer Paule: many many uses
 Woozer Paule: oh and the car
 Woozer Paule: the neighbours car too
 Woozer Paule: but i didn't pay for that

 TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : What sort of birth control do you use, and why?
 Woozer Paule: the ass
 Woozer Paule: cos i like it
 Woozer Paule: hahaha
 Woozer Paule: am sorry
 Woozer Paule: erm..
 Woozer Paule: yeah still the ass

 TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : What is the largest age difference between you and an SL lover? Younger or older?
 Woozer Paule: rofl
 Woozer Paule: ok so
 Woozer Paule: I'd like to say this was intentional
 Woozer Paule: but
 Woozer Paule: i was 23
 Woozer Paule: she was cute blah blah blah, she took me in when i started here and showed me alot
 Woozer Paule: got round to the boom boom and i was like.. shit i love this game
 Woozer Paule: so anyway
 Woozer Paule: she'd told me she was 30
 Woozer Paule: so at that point she had the record
 Woozer Paule: but
 Woozer Paule: hmm
 Woozer Paule: she let slip one day that she was well... in her 60s
 Woozer Paule: i called childline and ran for the hills


TruthBall: Question for Woozer Paule : What were you dying to try sexually, but were then disappointed in the results?
11:33] Woozer Paule: ok well
[11:33] Woozer Paule: erm
[11:33] Woozer Paule: kinda fancied my wife's sister
[11:33] Woozer Paule: she was hot
[11:33] Woozer Paule: and shes in that 'ffs don't do it' zone
[11:33] Woozer Paule: so i did it, and well that was the end of that marriage
[11:34] Woozer Paule: so disappointing in one respect
[11:34] Woozer Paule: but dayum
[11:34] Woozer Paule: :D

Envy Watts.

THE END!