Showing posts with label The minor annoyances of modern transportation means. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The minor annoyances of modern transportation means. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 16, 2017

"Innocent Until Proven Filthy" by PNC Productions

We get new movie releases in the world of porn every week, with input by excellent newcomers to the scene leading the charts, so to speak, as proven by the peaks of prolifigacy by directors who put themselves on the radar just in the past year, such as Jennylou productions, DLP, True Ginger and obviously the creative team Mitzy Broadway/Max Long. That being said, there's always something very satisfying when one of the historic names in our industry comes out with a new movie - and she does it in style!
Talking this time about Peaches 'n Cream - Alexandria Topaz.


Aren't titles the funniest thing in porn? This "Innocent until proven Filthy" makes of course no exception! Here's Alexa's synopsis.
" After all the hard work she's put in with her boyfriend, Alexa manages to take Nakuru (Boyfriend) motorcycle for a spin. The need for speed sets in as she recklessly rides about town and finds herself being chased by officers of the law (Scotty Rodgers, Johnny Whadd). While Alexa manages to get away from one officer, she's not so lucky with his captain, or is she? "



Pornstars always seem to get on the wrong end of the long arm of the law but on the right end of another bodypart. And I am not gonna put any jokes about hot pistons and bikesexuality here, because the dialogue in this movie, in pure PNC tradition, is a joyride of innuendos. And that's just one of the many distinctive traits of Alexa's productions that successfully makes a comeback in here.



Light is a big factor in the movie, especially in the first sex scene, a strong opening for the movie (poppa)bearing an intimate feel in a flick injected with non-stop action. With a slick presentation from the credits on, the movie has room to showcase Alexa's dynamic camerawork. Nobody has a penchant for following characters around (also through splitscreen) like she does, providing memorable sequences.




As usual Alexa blogged the movie herself as well, helping the buildup - she is one of those producers always worth following both in the blog and on Flickr to stay on top of it all! She also provided additional information for this article, so here I let her speak again. " Included in the chase was a cool moving bridge i worked on with my friend JayD.. while it appears that i'm being chased on the bridge, it really is just a simple move of the arrow keys on my keyboard.. I again added Lumipro to this film along with some lights and special editing for a light dark/fantasy feel. .."


We thank Alexa for providing the screenshots for this post, and of course for her direct contribution to this short article and ...gee, for the movie! Featuring Nakuru Bergamasco, Scotty Rodgers (scottr07), JohnnyWhadd and of course Alexandria Topaz herself, who all did very well with their looks and respective roles, this is a production that will excite you with professionally (I dare not say "artistically" because it's often such a dick-shrinking word....but it would fit!) shot sex, never going for the most ordinary route even when it plays with classic porn material. And will keep you entertained with the funny antics that lead you there!

So, without further ado, enjoy the movie, right here after our old friend The Jump! And remember, the blog is always open to featuring your work - contact me inworld!

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Wanna flick? Wanna ride, too?

Movies! Something for the guys! The most exciting view, I know. Good looking, so smooth, a pleasure to ride, and will take you places! Scratching ain't a problem, it'll buff out!




Well, speaking of buff, Morph Wyx has something for you...and for Celestria Magic's tailpipe!




Self explanatory much? It's Morph Wyx's latest flick, and features once more an actress who has been a constant source of inspiration, and shows more affinity for costumes than a porn Barbie doll!




In this motor-themed flick she gets a much improved fate compared to her previous time being stored in the trunk for a hour long drive in the suburbs: she is one sexy pilot who gets to meet the Rufus Ruffcut of porn in a close encounter that will get her tank all filled up !




A typical Wild Erotica flick that opens with Morph having some fun filming the car in true Top Gear fashion - and very well at that - , this once more is a good vehicle (no pun intended) for Celestria and her fab look. If you are into girls with notable, sizeable attributes of femininity (badonkadonk, chesticles, but also nails and lashes!) and crazy-ass heels, this movie is for you! Oh, and again, cars!




Speaking of cars...I really was not expecting to see this meme surface again, but man, tell me if it's not the perfect title for a porn flick!


The latest from Castle Ivana's Ivana Hanni, this "I wanna fuck you up in the ass", certainly wins points for the originality of the opening! Speaking of the opening...clearly this movie is all about rough sex, a speciality of the establishment!


 And some hot closeups in this flick for sure. Ivana's filming skills are ever improving.

 



I invite you to read back the interview Ivana released to our blog at the time of her first flicks, and check out more of her recent production. Ivana is always willing to get real men for her filming needs!




Both movies are avalaible on Naughty machinima for your viewing pleasure, and both are here after the jump.
The hotdog shirt is not easy to find, but I want one!
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Saturday, September 5, 2015

Get High with Emily !

Being in a SL movie is a tough affair. That's mostly because MAKING a movie is a tough affair as well for different reasons, and it's not only a matter of applying the rules of supply-demand: it's often a matter of luck and timing.
With that in mind, it's a blessing for our scene when circumstances allow a willing filmaker to schedule with ample notice a shooting opening it to anyone with a fitting look.



It's exactly what happened for this 'The Mile High Club'



''Riding in 1st Class, I ask my rock star boyfriend (Scooby) if he wants to join the mile high club! You know it's more complicated than that, you're going to have to watch the movie!!'



The shooting was announced in-world through notices in the porn groups, and through her blog (with one humble reminder from me here as well) and even Flickr. And if you attended any of Emily's parties, you probably heard her talking in local chat about it way before as well (I deeply envy her scheduling ways, I admit !).



" Here is the deal I have a handful of people already committed to this movie, I really don't need to have the plane full!! But because it would look better the fuller it is and I know a lot of people would like to be in my movies, so I have opened this up!! As long as you look good. act professional (listen) and dress the role your in!!"

The turnout was pretty nice, I'd say!  With a mixture of movie newcomers and usual suspects!





You can read a little bit of Emily's afterthoughts on her blog: as usual her efforts don't stop with the filmaking, but also involve getting the movie to be seen and known, through her blogged releases (hosted from multiple sources as backup), previewed by the movie stills post. Which I amiably razed for this post, recognizable from the Mile high stamp. :-)



I'll use this space to add something: first of all... You know when at parties someone inevitably mumbles about lag and someone else jokingly suggests that taking off clothes might help?

Well, I'll be damned: that's no joke at all !



Seriously: I opened the post mentioning how difficult making movies is, and this movie was a prime example, as Emily had to battle lag for quite a while. The filming had to go slightly overtime, just for how hard it was to film through the lag in its first part. Once clothes started disappearing, everything moved at a faster pace !



Which brings me to my next point: everyone was pretty much a trooper for this, staying from start to finish even through serious RL annoyances, stretching their online presence to the last possible moment and keeping their avi online as they had to leave for work. Which also means they sacrificed hours of sleep to rise up to the occasion.



Therefore, I am closing the post mentioning again the cast, with MissEmily23, Sandy Miggins, Scooby Mode, Adele Simondsen, Amia Edelmann, Anyka Aiseiri, Edvard Taurion, Erin Cedarbridge, Jet Black, Katina Cazalet, Katrinova, Luv GB, Nicasio Ansar, Partee Mytili, Rachel Avro, Traci Quandry, Zoey Winsmore. And, I am mentioning last Ali Lancrae, who on her blog published a really cool behind the scene!



Picture by Ali Lancrae

Which was really cool: I love this type of features: previews and teasers and backstage photos, with such a big cast too, I am sure add a lot to the anticipation for the release, and the whole experience..


Picture by Ali Lancrae

Visit Porn Star Confidential for her epic (it DOES include Emily, Sandy and Edvard as a mythological three four headed beast!) shoot , and Emily's for the movie and screenshots! And now, enjoy, the movie is also here after the jump!



And let me know about your movies and projects, as I do like to blog them!

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Wanna Flick? April edition

Weekend movie post! Some of you have some more free time than planned, maybe -ahem-, so let's just have a look at what have I been missing, from the group notices material. For instance, there is a pretty intense flick right here...




Another Kyla Whittaker production, this movie is quite intriguing. Not just because shows that Omer might be doing his porn audition biz in the safehouse of a white slavery ring (!), but mostly because it's in my recent memory the movie who does the most extensive use of captions as a mean to add to the film experience.





The plot itself is simple, but the dialogue does add a lot to the excitement. The actors fit the look for the part and the sex is rough enough and well framed.





This theme has not been exploited in SL porn movies as much as others, not with this angle at least, and the film promises a sequel. Perhaps we'll see the Mistress at work, who knows!






 I am definitely awaiting with curiosity where this will be going, and it's a safe bet to assume that lots of forceful sex will be involved, which I know is a turn on for many of our readers.




Now for another classic porn angle: pornstars never bring any money in their purse and can't keep their vehicles running for s**t! I just saw an example of it on the SL porn blog.




 And many others before in movie form, from Ayara's adventure by Erika, to Queen Emmikins' porn debut by Cameron Batista. But guess what....it always works!
Anyway you all know Anton Production, and I always welcome new productions from this production company, even if I would have possibly enjoyed Jason Statham in the role. (not sure if i would have wanted Charles Bronson there, even if that version of the movie is by far my favourite)





 "Find out what happens when Jaquelyne runs a little short on cash getting her car repaired." Well, what do you think? Sheesh! What is it that always gets your cars out of order anyway? Is that all the banging on the hood that somehow damages the engine or the suspensions?





 I don't know, I know nothing about motors. Perhaps I am going to have a little oil check, it has been a while. But first, my last heads up to you...



Yes, it is Lunedor Oryl, in her short music clip!
That's the title she put on it. In group she introduced it like this: "Just wanted to share my first little video , just wanted to try things out , nothing impressive but hope you enjoy and comment please"



Send Lune your comments then! And take a good chance to admire her, because, and this is my comment, this is a very promising debut. As Lune says it does nothing to be fancy visually, but what you can't see from my snapshots is, the motion capture is perfectly seamless, with perfect fluidity.



Due to hardware limitation, it's difficult for a lot of movies in SL to have a good framerate, which is something I rarely bring attention to here because I am used to it since I am in the technically disadvantaged portion of SL users and it's something I built a certain tolerance to.

In Lune's case, if she can get this kind of visual detail and fluidity with her next projects without just a dark blackground, we really might have some technically sound video on our hand. Also, dat ass. Watching Lune swoon is always a pleasure!




Now go watch those clips, pervs! What are you doing still here? The movies are after the jump
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