The Pornstars' Rack: May the 4th...

It's May the 4th! So please,, tilt your screen diagonally and scroll it slowly, humming the John Williams theme...

SL Connoisseur

I'll start from what is usually the conclusion of the article, and that's mentioning the 'social' side of this magazine release!
" Britney can kiss our asses 'cos we sure did it again ;) New ~SL~ Connoisseur Magazine May is out, thank you all for your requests and support, and be ready for promo party on Star Wars day, May the 4. 11 am slt with DJ Onisa, raffle and much more! Enjoy it :) "

I do not expect to see Ewoks at the party later , so that already makes it perfect for Star Wars day.

After all, that is how SL Connoisseurs begins now traditionally the issue: with a sexy roundup of partygoers who elect to enjoy an entertaining couple of hours of DJ Onisa's music and meeting the staff of the magazine as they enter the raffle brought to you by Edvard. We know that everyone dreams of a magazine spread or to show their creations, so special events like this are a must. If you want a tip: dress to impress if you can, perhaps with something that shows your assets properly! Read the magazine and you'll find out easily why I say so.

Lesley brings her talent and beauty to this issue in more than one way. But hey, something for the ladies too!

 Yes, yes, I say every time to 'read' it: that's because the staffers of SL Connoisseur certainly offer a professional writeup about those things that can help you improve your SL. I am talking about Edvard Taurion's work obviously, as he puts in magazine form the kind of presentation he has years of blogging experience in, with the obvious enhancements the format allows. But also the location reporter, Midnight Darkness. And even more about the talented fashion reporters. Such as the fashion editor Onisa Lundquist and the delightful Lesley Aristocrat, who in this issue brings us a name some of our group members are familiar with , Detron Seorn.

The self proclaimed magazine killer Selina Anatra is featured in this issue!

 In fact, Edvard features in the magazine regularly a variety of designers who are not part of the adult community, let alone its subset we call the 'porn scene', but in this issue we have at least one more name that we are well familiar with, seen at parties and may have entertained some banter with, no surprise who that one is! Ah yes, the selection of products presented will certainly entertain you - I could tell you that there's a tank made of waffles with a big wiener turret, but obviously you would not believe me. Right?

If you wanted to admire Lesley's intense eyes, suit yourself...what, are you distracted by something?

So yes, a magazine to 'read' , but I haven't forgotten about the T&A factor, would be criminal to do so in a porn blog post! There's plenty that could be said about that. I will always praise the work of the sweet Cheryl Reddevil: her Pet of the Month feature sees Lesley as pin up, and she captured with proficiency her quirky exhuberance. And aaaall of her inviting curves! I am now spending a few extra words about Kristina Deschanel, who confirms to be a gem of a collaborator and so very versatile. She's without a doubt a very underrated talent, but the magazine gives her a chance to shine and show her array of skills.

One more shot besides the cover, because I really like fountains.

In every post about this magazine since her first day on the job I felt compelled to praise her for 'binding the book' so to speak, as Executive Technical Editor. She always does support photos in articles, and takes the 'action' shots during parties, which are a skill (and a biiig chore!) in itself. This month she was tasked with the cover and centerfold, and she delivered! That of course with the aid of a model that you'd be hard pressed to make look bad, one of the brightest stars and most gorgeous and unique beauties on the scene, the one and only Zuby Gloom.

So, in short! the party is happening today at 11 AM slt, with Onisa as dj http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/ADRENALINA/207/113/3502

. And if you have not SL Connoisseur on your (virtual) desk already, do not wait any further and get it right here at
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/SL-Connoisseur-Magazine-May-2017/11616566 .

Thanks once more to Edvard Taurion for the interest and collaboration with the materia. If you wish your magazine to appear on the Pornstars blog, feel free to write me!

Wanna Flick? Zane meets people!

Some video coverage for you! Picking up this time a few from one of the active filmakers on the scene. Beginning with...

The name of this flick is an obvious nod to the 'trademark' title you can see as fil rouge in the photos of Zane's co-star in here. She's A starlet with a most remarkable appearance and personality, the sweet, bubbly, sexy Chloe Cotton.

In this 'adventure' of hers, Chloe decides to take a shower at Zane's japanese themed house, and well...you can imagine how it ends up! In fact, you have not just this movie to follow the story from, but you have at your disposal the photographic and verbal skills of Chloe herself in the photo version of the shoot.



Which like most of her production is a must-see and stimulating to read! Here you can see though, that it's no photoedit trickery, nu-uh! She looks so smexy right here on tape as well! Yes, I said on tape, cuz i am old.

Arfull Zane is a prolific director who has distinguished himself for working with some of the Sexiest figures in porn ( I think the first time I heard about him was in one of the naughty endeavours with another well established at the time -and well-educated- Chloe..) , and miss Cotton here is a joy to watch. The expressive possibilities and the detail of a full mesh avi are certainly some of the perks of this increasingly popular choice.

Another remarkable pornstar who shows time and time again on screen how to make a look 'your own', characterized by originality and sheer sexiness is the gorgeous Zuby Gloom, and Zane met her one month ago...

Of course in another sex packed encounter! I must say, Zane's sound choices alway manage to get my attention. If in his flick with Chloe it's a two-some between strings and piano, in THIS one, the soundtrack is...well, let's say that this track, I put it up there with one of Moonie's signature songs for the hump-day party, and with the immortal Brit-x hymn in terms of...I don't even know what.

Zuby needs no introduction, and the beauty of her avi shines throughout the movie.

Zane is getting a good mileage out of that oriental residence, as one week ago he shot there another returning actress for him...

As you can see, the theme is 'shibari', and the jokes about you, dunno, being BOUND to enjoy this , just write themselves. Or they don't but I am too lazy to type them so you have to fill the blanks? Dunno.
Anyway, you can see Zane doesn't just have a particularly bawdy song collection and a shower-perving chair, but also one of those tea tables you can tie people on! I was on one just yesterday in a laggy sim, and I am not even kidding. The man comes prepared!

Three movies, three hot girls in straight interracial sex, with a kinky flavour in Bound, playful energetic boinking when Zuby meets Zane, and a hot and wet affair when Chloe meets Zane. Worth checking out, and hope to see each of these very interesting and somewhat underutilized actresses in more productions soon. A big thanks to mr Artfull Zane for doing this, making the porn scene more lively.



Enjoy these 3 movies after the jump!

Jump with me, watch the vids and talk to me about your productions, you know I'd love to see your work on the blog!

The Pornstars' Rack: My Chesty Valentine

When you say 'Valentine's day' you instantly think of a big heart and some fancy sweets. Now what do you think about when I say...

BUSTed Magazine



I know what you are thinking about! And you'll find pairs and pairs in this issue, again! My mention of the festivity is not random, of course: you can tell by the cover how this new dreamy issue is a perfect fit for Valentine's day, starting with the gorgeous covergirl, one of the gems of the so called 'porn' scene, the lovely Zuby Gloom.

The ravishing Ravi, pondering if cauterizing a prick seems a bit overkill

And the polyamorous covergirl is just one of the many tiles in the mosaic of this unconventional Second Life celebration of love, in every form. One of the most talked about bits of this issue is certainly the interview feature with the muse of many, and a photographer of staggering popularity herself: Rachel Avro. A high point of the magazine's illustrious career, in many ways. Including, forgive me if I focus on that, the photography, as it comes with a very inspired set, featuring a model with spotless beauty (well, nearly, she DOES have a mole :p) and a tender heart.

Yes yes, Rachel Avro has a magazine spread this month! The world is still spinning.

But Busted is full to the brim of Sexiest pornstars! Demonique Moonbeam! Ravi! The pictures of Solidx, Spirit Eleonara, and of course Bewitched Difference and Rachel themselves, with the dynamic duo also on camera not just in their sim coverage, but also in a fun shoot that furthers the 'Disney princesses' theme of the month and shows the adverse effect that GMO food can have on our sleep!

Falling asleep during a photoshoot? Tsk tsk, Demi....

Plus, there's real pork, in this issue! Giant horses, unicorns! You can't go wrong checking Busted out, and you have to look no further if you have interest in a naughty and fun lifestyle magazine for the curvy lady...not to mention, if you have as one of your SL dreams to appear in a top quality photoshoot. Get the magazine checking out the group history, for FREE on Marketplace  or...



even simpler, just getting it from one of the myriads of kiosks scattered around SL, and that allow you to subscribe so you automatically receive it in your inventory minutes after the release.

http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Darkness%20Rises/19/234/27

Wait no further, and enjoy this issue! And your sweetheart(s), while you are at it!

And tell me more about your magazines, please, and any work you are part of and want to show proudly!

Integalactic SLUTS: Two Weeks...

I haven't forgotten about those hot porn series, nope ! One post long overdue of course is the one about...

Miss Emily's space opera is marching towards its end phase....for this season at least. All the cards are on the table, with all the key players being introduced (have they really?). The episodes I am referring to are 7 & 8. I am sure you blog readers are versed in math enough to know that they preceed 9 and 10, which will conclude Season 1.
'Reunited' and 'Heads will Roll' present 2 new characters with a pivotal role in the story, being the 'big evil' of the series and one unexpected ally.

And it's only fitting that important roles like these are covered by 2 of the brightest stars in our scene. I feel it's quite redundant for me to try and introduce who Adele Simondsen and Ali Lancrae are: I mean, come on! Plus, ooo, I have screenshots.

I can only say that episode 7 does a wonderful job of showcasing the 'reunion' of Adele with the estranged on-screen wife Erin, and show how she is just as naughty as all the other girls on SLUTS duty!

" Lt Commander Simondsen is reunited with her wife Lt. Commander Cedarbridge. Lt Commander Simondsen has a physical and her DNA checked. Two bad slaves are punished on Diogo. A plan is put into action to attack Mistress De Vil and the other Keplerian is located and teleported to the Intergalactic alone with her new friend, and reunited with Zuby. "

And through the 2 episodes, you get to see in action, sporting a memorable and perfectly (tight)fitting look, the evil intergalactic slave trader Mistress De Vil. (here is where I imagine thunders crackle and all that... ).

" Mistress De Vil comes to Diogo to get more slaves and take back to Veder with her. Commander Miggins, Lt Commander Simondsen, Lt. Commander Cedarbridge and Lieutenant Release, proceed to Veder and kills sometime while waiting further orders. Doc Shows what loose cannon he is and has a Lightsword accident. "

Again I want to refrain from overstating the merits of this space odyssey and make it sound like Emily is the second coming of Kubrick, but I do feel that it's worth noting how if you look past the sex, like a proven 'mainstream' series Intergalactic SLUTS does a really admirable job balancing sequences that flesh out the characters, with scenes that move the plot forward.

And when she advances the plot, does if from different perspectives. in this case, Emily and the crew organizing their plan against the slavers, mixed with the villanous antics of the slavers themselves and the infiltration of the surviving Wookie Keplerian with the enygmatic 'Freckles'.

Marika is a character who already enjoyed a good amount of screentime in the previous episodes, but it's in this episode 7 that we really get to see more of her motives -if what is said is to be trusted! yes i am totally trying to fuel the paranoia here-, ending up being 'on a mission'.

I used earlier a phrase that I should clarify: "if you look past the sex". Nope. Do not! Look through it. Look at it and enjoy it, it's not really multitasking to have sex and a story in the same flick! Don't be like those prudes who dismiss anything 'porn' averting their eyes from the screen altogether and missing the big picture....but at the same time, heck, enjoy the sex, because this is a porn series and does a damn good job at it.

44 minutes and over 33 are of hardcore sex! And with a big cast packed with truly hot pornstars. Let's list them: on the station together with stranded Keplerian Zuby, we have the official crew with captain Emily, her second in command Sandy Miggins, the medical officer Zoey Winsmore, the reunite couple of Erin and Adele, the volatile Lt. Cream Release. The Chief Engineer Anyka was busy manning the engines while everyone else was shagging, sadly.

And on the slavers' base, the antics of those ruthless SOB's are provided by Damien Godard, Doc-Torr, and the fresh addition Gaheris Edelmann. They are led by Ali Lancrae, obviously. And as eye candy and fine meat for the trade, we have Partee, Rachel Avro, Amia Jordan, Whimsical Aristocrat, Janis Aulder, Aura Badger. And as infiltrators, Marika Blaisdale and her trusted and slutty new companion.

There's plenty see in both episodes: there's sex for every taste -no pun intended- from tender lesbian sex to a ganbang in a futuristic cage-like structure. Cocks, pussies, kinky fuck machines, torture racks, anything but the kitchen sink! In fact, if you have problems with your sink, just bring it over, some people would screw anything as long as it is about unclogging the pipes!

And with all the sex and the twists and turns of the plot, it would be really easy to ignore all the immense work that went into the production. Try and count the different sets used, the props you see, some rather...unique. Try really hard to count, considering also that Emily's transitions with the spaceships landings are so effortless that you don't even 'see' them. All bits of work that do so well to keep the viewer immersed in the scene.

It's truly a mighty effort in machinima production, which I have been really proud to be a part of and that I hope will receive as much recognition possible. In fact, I have received some really surprising news, at this stage just a rumour, that might really cement the spot of this series as a legit 'franchise' like nothing else in the world of SL machinima. But I don't want to jinx it and certainly if anything needs to be announced, it will be Emily to do so, on her excellent blog (it even has an Imdb-style credits page here!).

And Emily's blog is also the best place to watch her movies, from the cloud. But guess what? I still put them here too , embedded from NM, after the jump. Enjoy , and stay tuned for the next episodes very soon. Winter is coming! Will we have more suprise buttsechs and skullfucks? We'll see!

After the jump, take a look at some SLUTS!